Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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