I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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