it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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