am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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