no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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