Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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