You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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