how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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