So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize