I bet he comes in French.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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