had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Houston, we have a blender
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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