I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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