u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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