Only a mothe r could love this liver
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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