If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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