He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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