Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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