Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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