Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
50% drunk capacity currently
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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