eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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