So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
home. puking in laundry basket.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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