Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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