i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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