sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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