I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
