So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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