grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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