I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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