Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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