I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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