I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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