Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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