1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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