porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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