New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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