We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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