But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
