No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Hippo gnu deer
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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