I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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