I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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