We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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