my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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