Are we in a gay sports bar?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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