Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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