I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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