Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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