what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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