Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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