so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
