Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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