fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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