He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
All I want is dick and wine.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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