I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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