That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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