I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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